OK, so I'm supposed to list 20 random facts about myself. This should be easy, I'm the most random person I know.
1. I'm a speed reader. I've been honing this skill since I was a kid. Not because I have a thirst for knowledge, but because I have a ridiculously short attention span and I need things to get over with quick.
2. I can identify most songs within seconds of them starting. I don't know why or how. I just can.
3. My head is full of random, useless information about everything from pop culture to past US Presidents. One of these days I'm gonna wreck shit on Jeopardy.
4. I suck at remembering names and faces. But I always remember what a person was wearing. Always.
5. I've been cursing like a sailor since the 70's.
6. I live my life like it's a musical. Every important moment is assigned a song and occasionally footwork.
7. I've never told a real joke in my life, but lots of people think I'm funny.
8. I cry everyday.
9. I'm afraid of possums, heights, and deep water.
10. I require 8 or more hours of sleep daily. Anything less results in a piss poor attitude and Arnold Drummond hair.
11. My inner fat girl's name is Zenobia. She is the boss of me.
12. I always talk about drinking, but I honestly rarely drink alcohol (once maybe twice a year). I don't like feeling out of control. I also like being sober enough to be able to recall all shenanigans and tomfoolery exhibited by drunk friends.
13. I have committed my life to living out the following mantras: "Everyone is an Unsub" and "Stranger Danger is Real."
14. I read at least one book a week.
15. I hate white dress shoes, Wal-Mart, tardiness, ashiness, and bad feet.
16. The quickest way to my heart is to make me laugh.
17. I think I'm 6 feet tall.
18. I collect premium denim, vintage handbags, frogs, funny t-shirts, and shoes.
19. I dance like a old white lady.
20. It may not seem like it, but I'm the nicest person you know.
Ok I'm dying at cursing since the 70's and dancing like a old white lady. LOL! I just posted mine a few seconds ago.
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