Because I have no job and therefore have no money, I've also been spending a lot of time looking for people who will give me shit for free. Hey, I'm pretty sure you're judging me right now, chile I ain't got no worries. As much as I pay in taxes when I am earning money leads me to believe that I deserve as much free stuff as these two arms can carry. Hell, if they let me toss some stuff in the hatchback of my Hyundai I'll be doing that too.
Picture me rollin'.
So, anyway I was talking about free stuff for federal employees. It's pretty much everywhere if you beg correctly. I've gotten burgers, pizza, popcorn... there's a theme here. I probably should be requesting... oh I don't know... free rent or free cable... but husky girls gotta live to. Don't judge.
People are really trying to do their part to make life a little easier for the unemployed federal workers. In fact, there's one company that is trying to make life super sweet for some of us that have too much time on our hands.
Imagine my surprise when this landed in my inbox.
Company offers free vibrators to federal employees furloughed in the government shutdown
Vibrators.com says it is prepared to ship up to 200 vibrators per day to federal workers who, due to the shutdown, may "have a little too much time" on their hands.
BY DAVID KNOWLES / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
MONDAY, OCTOBER 7, 2013, 4:14 PM
A Michigan company is offering free vibrators to government employees furloughed in the current government shutdown.
VIBRATORS.COM
Vibrators.com is offering free vibrators to furloughed federal employees for the duration of the current government shutdown. Never has a government shutdown proven so sexually arousing.Vibrators.com recently announced the promotion, which the company says will last as long as the impasse between House Speaker John Boehner and President Obama drags on.“Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential?” an ad for the giveaway states. “Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?”Vibrators.com founder Tom Nardone came up with the publicity stunt, which has so far been warmly received by federal employees left out in the cold.“We are going to fill as many orders as we can,” Nardone said in a comment thread of an article in Cosmopolitan announcing the promotion. “We figure we can ship out 200 or so a day without slowing down the shipments of other customers.”With an estimated 800,000 federal employees currently waiting out the government shutdown and no clear end for the standoff in sight, Vibrators.com may yet find itself hard put to fill all of the orders it receives. That prospect doesn’t seem to be deterring the company, however.“As vibrator enthusiasts, we want everyone to experience the pleasure that a nice vibrator can bring to partners and individuals,” Vibrators.com said in its ad. “Besides, we know you have some free time, why not try something new?”
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/company-offers-free-vibrators-furloughed-federal-employees-article-1.1478767#ixzz2h8LDjO5k
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| Word? |
Folks are out of work. Some people don't know how they are going to feed their kids or pay their bills... and y'all think a pocket rocket will help? Because we have more "time on our hands"?
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| No sir!!! |
I guess it's the thought that counts.
Somebody call me when Five Guys starts giving away cheeseburgers. Because that's the only kind of freebie I care to take seriously.
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