I've been unemployed for 2 days. Well technically 2.5 since I had to work a half day the first day to "initiate shutdown protocols." Which really meant turning off my computer, locking my desk, and playing Candy Crush until they told me to leave.
I don't know what to do with myself. I've been trying as hard as I can to lay low and not be ratchet. I don't know how long that will last though. If you leave me out on these streets to my own devices there's really no telling what I can get into.
If something pops off and you see me on CNN.... blame Congress.
I woke up at 4:30 this morning like I had a job to go to. I wonder how long it will take for me to be able to sleep until 2 in the afternoon?
I have nothing planned today.
Well, that's not true. I did just plan a murder. Well, okay, maybe not a murder. Perhaps a simple assault. Why? Because my husband told me to pause Duck Dynasty so he could show me this booooolshid.
I'm certain he does these kinds of things to see what my reaction will be. Normally, I wouldn't be so violent but I'm unemployed dammit!! So.... today's reaction will involve an ice pack for his eye.
He can blame Congress. I know I am.
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