No sleep tonight. I've been laying in the dark and playing Candy Crush Saga for hours. Even those delightful little candies couldn't keep my thoughts at bay...
- I've started like 6 different entries since my last post. I just can't figure out a way to finish them. I get an idea and start writing, I just can't close the way I want to. This must be what it feels like to need a little blue pill...
- I'm only "funny" when I'm sad or super stressed. The worse I feel the better the one-liners, pot shots, and zingers I give.
- I'm certain I have the worst case of Mean Girl Syndrome ever recorded in history.
- EVERYONE is an unsub. Trust no one. Keep 911 on speed dial and your mace locked and loaded. Stranger danger is real.
- Prince's afro makes him look like a little Vietnamese lady who trying to be down with the movement.
- Beyonce's ass bet not be pregnant. Heffa had me jumping through hoops and learning new languages for these damn tickets. I want to see her stop, drop, roll, pop, lock, Wop, tick, tut, freeze, flip, and flop. I won't get that if she has a gut full of Carter.
- I bet the person that won the Powerball is 87 year old retiree with an oxygen tank and 13 cats.
- I wonder if I can get dual-citizenship in Colorado?
- Why are all of the houses I want so damn expensive? Ya girl has Ace of Spade dreams on a PBR budget.
- I didn't twist my hair. Gonna be living that Arnold Drummond life today...
- Why are chin hairs so sneaky?
- No news for me for the next few days... my heart can't take it.
- Classical music makes my heart smile.
- So does A$AP Rocky.
Okay that's enough... I'm going to try to lay down for a little while.
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